your pretty. i’m why but that doesn’t make it any less true
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i dont know what that means but thanks!

transition timeline!! a picture for each year since i came out, 2012-2019 (2015 was a rough year lol) 

soloveitchik:

soloveitchik:

soloveitchik:

soloveitchik:

ANYWAYS I know I’ve made this post before but I very urgently need a non-smoking female or gay male roommate in Greensboro, NC. Please reblog, I can message about further details but I need someone ASAP

To be more clear I have an apartment I just have not been able to find someone able to commit to living in it with me

Anyone interested can comment and I’ll DM you

Reboot still relevant!

maintaining my body chemistry is like walking this incredibly fine tightrope of taking enough stimulants to make up for my adhd brain, antidepressants an antipsychotics, and enough depressants to prevent a dissociative panic mode. its like wake up –> 2 cups coffee to get going –> lexapro and olanzapine hand-fractioned into appropriate doses –> energy drink to charge through the depressant crash -+> handmade blend of skullcap, passionflower, and wormwood artemisia tea to curb energy drink anxiety. if i fuck up any of those doses im a wreck, either totally on edge or passing out. love the thrill though

i wanted a bf originally cuz i thought it would be like fun and lighthearted and instead i feel extremely deeply in love, what the fuck

pseudo-euphoria:

Facebook is worse than Tumblr in virtually every single way

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angelnumber808:

angelnumber808:

angelnumber808:

angelnumber808:

I got hired and I can start as soon as I obtain my cabaret license. Below are proof of the fees which I need help with. I’m still offering tarot readings just DM and we can negotiate pricing. I appreciate all the reblogs and help 💕

CASHAPP & VENMO - Princesscode

Ask for paypal

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I’m tired of not eating and sleeping in my car. Please help me get back to work. As soon as I obtain this license I can be put on the schedule.

that part in the vvitch where the goat says “wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” is literally just a taco bell ad

ive been sick for like 2 weeks straight so I’m wondering if maybe i should go to the doctor tomorrow…might be a good idea

yes im a feminist. what does that mean to me? it means smoking fat blints, stealing herbal supplements from the organic grocery store, and fucking in the locker room at the gym.

this weird thing happens when i get sick and im not going out n dont have the energy to shave and ill catch myself in the mirror with my 3-day stubble and think about how id be pretty hot as a guy like. this kinda cute faggy energy…but only when im sick and have a sickboy vibe like a kinda ewan mcgregor trainspotting heroin boy type thing going on. the rest of the time when i dont shave im immediately disgusted

this EXTREMELY targeted advertising is sending me like. theyre not even trying to hide it anymore theyre like we KNOW youre a broke 24 year old woman and we KNOW youre fucking weird. click it.

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the only sound equipment i own is 2 plastic children’s guitars from the goodwill and one of them is shaped like a dog and it makes dog guitar noises. the other one is not dog themed and thats what i used for Down to the Water

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ok this is the finished track. sorry for the shitty sound quality, i literally dont have any recording equipment, microphones or w/e


the latest hit single from my upcoming Sadboy Mysterycore album, Fantasea II. its called Down to the Water and it’s about blasting rope in the Florida Everglades. show it to your estranged friends as a sort of “soft coming-out”, or family members who youre not on good terms with, or your boss while you’re quitting. 

bonus: story time at the end for the ones who stick around!

putzes:

i reactivated my dead facebook a minute ago so i could contact my siblings but also so i could find gems like this. what a soft boy uwu pupper

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i accidentally got TIDDY PILLS in my halloween candy 6 years ago and look what happened!!!